Which one is best to do to the pizza dude ?

WaysAct like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter鈥檚 Camp, right?"

Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa

After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.

Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.

Answer their questions with questions.

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)

Ask for chips/fries with everything!

Ask for extra homo-sapien

Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots.

Ask if the pizza is organically grown.

Ask if them if they get a free date with one of the staff if you make order over $30.

Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.

Ask if they would like to sample your pizza.Which one is best to do to the pizza dude ?
HAHAHA!!! You are funny! I like number 1.
Ask if them if they get a free date with one of the staff if you make order over $30.Which one is best to do to the pizza dude ?
Ask if they would like to sample your pizza.
All of the above.
ask how many dolphins were killed to make the pizza and ask if they get a free date and answer their questions with questions
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask about pizza repair
say forgiveness is divine but you were late and i dont pay for late pizza~
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Runner Up: Ask if it is organically grown.
You have nothing to do, have you? :o)
ask if there has been HGH testing done on the pizza
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. lol
I just want my pizza in 30 mins and hot...if he does that I give him a big tip...