Any more ways to make a pizza guy nervous?

Here's 40 of them.. can you think of any more?

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.



2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.



3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.



4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.



5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.



6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.



7. Answer his questions with other questions.



8. Spell the ingredients.



9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter “P”



10. Ask him if they have pizza.



11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.



12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.



13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.



14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.



15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s $17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order”.



16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.



17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.



18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.



19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.



20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.



21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.



22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.



23. Ask if you could see the menu.



24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.



25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.



26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.



27. Ask only for one slice.



28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.



29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.



30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.



31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.



32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.



33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorise it for orders you’ll make in the future.



34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.



35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.



36. Breath loudly.



37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.



38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.



39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”



40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.Any more ways to make a pizza guy nervous?
Hmmm...... Call Him order a Bunch of things with crazy hard to remember toppings and sodas and french frys Example: 1 small pizza with mushrooms and garlic and peporni but no garlic. Then i'll have a coke with another meduim ... no small no wait meduim pizza with extra... little bit of cheese and some sardines but please do't forget my moutain dew and make sure to put extra sauce and alot of little bit of cheese.



(see what i mean? Really hard and confusing)



hen when you ask him to tell your order back to you and when he says the price say... Hmmm No thanks i changed my mind, I think i'll have chineese instead.
tell him that you want....2 plain pies, 2 regular pies and 2 cheese pies ......they are all the same pies but the pizza guy cant figure it out and it makes him nuts.Any more ways to make a pizza guy nervous?
Ask him if they are hiring ,apply for a job and then accept it.



It's probably your only chance of employment.
pretend you are ordering a taxi
Hmmm this gives me ideas..
Lmao number 36 xD
haha hilarious, now that, i have to try!



its a shame we cant see what their facial expressions are going to be like!
I did laugh at some, but please realize that pizza delivery people are humans also. They've probably had to deal with ten other callers who thought they were being cute by doing something on that list.



Please don't tell me to lighten up, it sucks when I get people trying to be cute by asking me stupid questions when they are ordering and it just wastes my time, and makes other people in line wait even more.



And that whole recalling ingredients and then deciding you want them again..you do realize that sometimes the kitchen starts making your item as it appears on the screen? If you decide that you do want said ingredient, than that food might have to get thrown out.



I realize that I'm being a sourpuss on something funny, especially because of number 40 but it gets tiring having to deal with stuff like this for eight hours a day.



Sorry to rain on your question.
idk how it works in the usa but in australia all the calls go to a call centre then they send the order to use via computers. the individual stores don't actually take the delivery orders